POEMS

Dave posted these poems on my wall. I imagine that if he recited them, he would have the voice of an angel. His voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. 

'Flip' - by Dave Meinert
I am so excited I am coming to Joburg. 
Oh Flip.
Backflip.
Flip-flop
Flip-file. 
Filipino kid making my sneakers in a sweatshop.

Flip (the prologue) by Dave Meinert
I am so excited to be coming to Joburg soon again.
Flip.
Flip this image in Photoshop
Flip the bird.
FLIP (FLexible In-system Programmer) Software
Flip.com
Helicopter flip
Phillip from primary school.

ST TROPEZ SHITBALLS

On saturday i did something silly, I went to st tropez, bloody shit kuk. There was a fight, I wasnt involved but then i was and got hit in the head until a bump became, FML. You should see the other guys even. obvs... Woman were beaten too and if children were there they would have recieved a beating too. 

Also today elizma got a text. It says 'Join us tonight for the launch of FightClub SA! party for a purpose at st tropez. Procedes go to foundation for abused woman and children. Cover R80.' True story

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